Pizza

Excited Much

How To

Eat shredded cheese

Batman

Party

Chicaway

G

(After putting on Phineas & Ferb tattoos all over his arms and chest)
D: I look like a G
Me: (quizzical look- thinking G means gangsta) what did you just say?
D: I look like a G, do I look like a G.?
Me: what does that even mean?
D: ugh, that I'm a hero.
Me: you are SO G!

Whoa

Somebody had fun this morning! 

Mario

(While snuggling)
me: I love you
D: I love you too Mar...I mean Nonni.
He was going to call me Mario! Lol

Gift

Gift to him- Star Wars toys ("jus what I always wanted")

Gift to you- butt crack lol (it's a constant issue) 

Pirate

Location

I may need to rethink time-out being in my closet...

Tractor

Papa

Celebrating 82nd B-day with Great-Papa Lou

Papa Lou bought D a helicopter. When we were saying goodbyes D yells "Bye Papa Lou; Thank you. You are the best getter. Thank you for getting me my hewicopter!"

Run Glasses

These are not sun glasses they are run glasses.

Roller coaster

Gwasses

Sandwich

A cheese grilled samich

Paw

Or Paul, a lesson from VBS

Scare

A little picky is an understatement

Songs

At bedtime we were talking about going to VBS and I was singing him some songs he might sing. It went a little something like this:

Me: (sings Jesus Loves Me)

D: No, I don't like that song. 

Me: Well, maybe they will sing ( sings Jesus Loves the Little Children)

D: No, not that one eever. I jus like the Rocket Place song.

Me: How about The B I B L E 

(Interrupts) D: NO NO NOT that one it has BEES in it! 

Me: (busts out laughing)

Princess

Girl cousins means princess toys, he doesn't mind. 

Zebra

Bounce

Piggy Back

Prayer

My friend was sick this morning so her daughter wasn't coming over. At the news, D went to the chair and began to pray.

"God pwease wet Big Miss Stephanie feel better so Emma can come over."
He looked up and said to me "I sent God over to help Miss Stephaine...He's going bye bye to Miss Stephanie's."
Trent walks in from outside and D says to him "Look out Poppi God is coming froo (through)!"

Almost

Rocks

He is comparing shapes of rocks to Angry Bitds. 

"Dis one wools wike yewwo bird."

See

Can you find the monkey? 

Mr Clown Face

Lollipop

Man

"I am the man of the house."
No Poppi is the man of the house, but you can be the boy of the house.
"Well, I'll jus be da man of my room!" -D 4yo

Paint

Vacay

Fourth

He loved staying in a hotel
"It's boootiful"

While tucked into bed he said "I really like this hotel, there are no monsters, ghost-es, or cwosets for Wion King to hide in!"

Jus Me

Powa Ranga

Jams

In pajamas all day :)