Fortunate

Size 10

Surfing

Puny

Field trip

Trouble

2

Astronaut

Gma

Sat

Spanish

Friend

Thurs

Dark

My personality is basically dark. It's my thing. 

Bed

Valentines Work

Name Game

Me: hey hunter do we know a (horrible mispronunciation of his name)? 

H: no

Declan: (interrupting) that's me. 

Me: that's not your name. 

D: yes, yes it is, you're saying it wrong. See right there, that's.my name.

Me: oh well who is Puh Treece Ugh (last name mispronounced as well)

D: that's my grandma Patty, see I see Elvis right there, that's Elvis. 

Feed fish

Rotten

Not spoiled 😜 Emogi pillow and Pokémon cards 

Breakfast in bed

Crackers

Tip

D: (excitedly) Non, I have figured out a tip! You want to hear it?
Me: Sure buddy
D: (speaking confidently) I figured out a tip with my diarrhea, when I feel like I have to go, I just have to go and get that WASTE OUT, and I feel better and that's my tip. (holding up his pointer finger)
Me: (I controlled my laughter until he left) wow, that a great tip.
D: yeah, I know!

First time for everything

Had to pick D up from school, teacher called and said he didn't look well. 

He puked that night.  All over the floor.  Poor kid. 

I apologized for acting like a jerk because he didn't make it to a can. He obviously didn't do it on purpose. 

Creative

Had to take Momma Kim to a dr appointment and D got creative with the wait time. 

Big

Diary

Out

Hot dog

Shower