Best Day

Hair

Me: D*****, are you ready? We are going to be late for school.
D: (opens the door and looks at me while combing his hair-dead pan seriousness) Well, my hair's not done being handsome already.
(I turned around and ran to laugh in the other room)

Baconator

Cream

D- Poppi I'm eating whipped cream for brefest.
(I thought about not correcting him for a second and letting the first time he had real whipped cream blow his mind. I thought better of it.)
Me- No buddy, that's cream of wheat.

Funny

There's Something About D

Bilgrims

Trent: Tell Nonni what you learned about Thanksgiving.
D: It's a time to be thankful for stuff...and the Bilgrims.

Rewards

From OT

Did it

Himself 

Toys

President

D: When I'm president everyone is going to have to eat Oreos, every day; that's the rule.
Me: What if people don't like Oreos?
D:Then they'll have to eat snakes!

Blue Redo

Long Sleeves

Boo boo

Cousin shoulder rides end with boo boos! 

Brothers

Chilly

Liverty and Justice

This torchick is what the statue of liverty holds and nobody can touch it! She of liverty is another name for her isn't it?
Me-Do you mean Lady Liberty?
Yeah that.

Mail

Destiny

(D is playing with a neighbor girl and each have a bat then 1 ball to share)
Little girl: I don't want you to do it like that (meaning hit the ball with the bat) I want you to throw it.
D: But I have to do it like that, it's my destiny!

Superstar

Big

Boo Boo

My thumb hurts really bad!

Ok do you want me to cut it off with scissors or with a knife?

(Big smile) no! 

What?

Medicine from a shot glass- so what! I had to measure! ;) 

Whoops

I forgot to take a pic. I will have to do a throwback

Daddy and his daddy

Daddy

Sat

Diamond D

He was not a fan of the smell of the farm

Fed the cows

Spun upside down

Rode a pony

Great Grands

Thurs

Cute

Awards

Perfect Attendance

E Honor Roll

Citizenship

Reading 

Teeth

(Yesterday while running errands)
D: What do you think the tooth fairy does with all those teeth?
Me: I'm not sure buddy, what do you think?
D: Maybe builds a castle or something? Or builds a scooter statue...

I had no idea how to respond to that but didn't laugh even though it hilarious! Progress!

I asked him if this was from a book or something (because we never talk about the tooth fairy) and he said no. Imagination is a strange and beautiful thing.

New Shoes

Size 1.5 :(

Uncle

Yoga

Literal

(D is taking a bath)
D: Nonni you can come wash my hair now.
Me: (scoops water- water is cold) oh my word D***** how are you sitting in this cold water? You need to get out before you die of hypothermia!
D: (full panic scrambling with fear to get out of the tub) I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
Me: Oh NO! I didn't mean you'd really die, it's a figure of speech! I am SO sorry! (Laughing on the inside because that was funny and terribly sad at the same time)

Cold

Halloween

Catalog Joy

Swinger

Cancel Party

"Hey Nonni when you're about 100 years old should we cancel your birthday party, because I don't want my Nonni to die?"- D 5yo

Blind

Tue

Boots

He was playing outside and I asked were his shoes were, he said I wore Poppi's boots! 

Homework

Teenage Mutant Mario Luigi