1. D: Do people eat bugs?
Me: Some people do. One time my mom ate a chocolate covered ant and said it was delicious!
D: (pause of disbelief) OH! Well your mom must of entirely frowed up from dat ant!
2. D: These pants make me look like a fool!
Me: What does that even mean?
D: Fool means bad. They hit, they scratch and do all sorts of
things...I just need long sleeve pants what are soft and lovely.
3. Me: Do you love me?
D: Well, I don't love you as much but I love you a little.
