Death

His solution to death is he is going to be healthy, "eat my protein, like pepperonis and bacon, eat fruits and vegetables and stuff like that and eat all the good food like chips and pizza and exercise and I am NEVER going to die!"

This morning:
"Well I'm not going to heaven! I'm going to live forever! You make your decisions and I make my decisions!"

Me: Everything lives and everything dies
D: yeah like when I eat a banana, the banana dies
Me: (snicker)