Down

"Wook at me, I'm upside down!"

Rope Swing

Artist

Dirt Digger

Yawn

Cake

EJ 2nd birthday

The Corn Dog of Fear

Or

The Keep Away Wand

Bonk

Awien

I'm an awien (alien)!

And yes! I see his pajama pants are backwards and inside out- after pottying he likes to do it "aww by myself"

Ground Control

Super Man

Boo

 

"I didn't want to wear deez pa jamaz. Da punkin face boo'd at me in da dark!"

No Wegs

Better

Boaf

This just happened: "You can't have boaf. (I look at him confused) It's da tb (tv) or the phone, you can't have boaf. Make a choice." (Wide eyed)

I was just Mom-ed by a 3 yo!

Sicky

Fwies

Puzzle

Amazing

Change

D came to my room after nap and I asked why he changed into pajamas

"Cause needed wots ugh spider mans on me"

After Nap

Hanging out in the tub!

Story Time

Skin

D was asking "what is on your leg" and I said "it's my skin."

Then when I told him he had skin on him too, he said "I'm wiping it off of me!"

Mickey D's

"I jus want fwies and Sprite"

Good thing Nonni thought better because he ate nearly all his nuggets before touching the fries. Really I did it for the toy...but it still worked out :)

Fish

I caught a fish on ma fishin' line!

Now imma catch a wed (red) gooey fish!

Prayer

"I'm fankful (thankful) for you, my mommy n daddy, hunchur (Hunter), poppi, my spider man costume, my cwock (clock), my penis, Thomas, the TB (tv) whets pway (let's pray)" -D's  nap time prayer 3yr old.

Not a Square to Spare

When you ask a 3 year old to bring you toilet paper...

The way I figure, it could have gone bad another way too

Cawpee

I weally wike your cawpee!

Don't wanna

"I don't wanna see doze monser twucks day scary"

Snow

Playing with fake snow Nonni brought back from vacation.