Imagination

He kept calling the phone a wocket!

Morning

Doesn't want to take his snow boots off!

He's getting good at this tower building stuff!

Treatments

Before 1/27/2012

Quite possibly an award winning
pitiful photo 1/27/2012

After bribery with CHOCOLATE candy ;) whatever works!

Cupcake

Back to the Doctor

Smiling even though he had a fever!

Not the actual treatment--
he screamed his head off during that :/

Good spirits!

I Big Helper

Yew Haw

Houston

We have a problem :/

Before I could not get him to go without pants. Now, i can't get him to keep them on!

It was awesome at first! Cute even! 

I was working and next thing I know he walks in the house butt naked.  I asked him to show me where his clothes were-he took me outside to show me "I peed on a wock!"

1-17-2012

1-17-2012

Next week-
I hear him yelling "Help"
"Help Nonni"
This is what I find.

1-23-2012

Then, I will spare you the photos.  I didn't take any! But here is the story:

D-"Nonni-I need a wiiiipe"
"You are naked where is your diaper?"
D-"I put ih in da twash"
"Did you Poop"
D-"on the flooor"
"WHAT? Where? Show me!"
walk to the kitchen
D-"ight dere, dats isgussing"
(Thinking--Oh! Joy! )
Sarcasm with a sweet voice "look it's on your legs and foot. Awesome"
D-"I did it Nonni High five"

and sarcasm backfires! 

Does he look guilty to you?

1-24-2012

Then it's quiet, I find him lying on the couch near naptime and see THIS! Yep, peed on my couch.

1-25-2012

After this last incident, and each before, he was talked to about keeping your pants on and leaving your pen*s alone. 

Then...it happened, not 30 minutes after our last chat, and I finally had to sp*ank him.  Not harshly, just firmly with another talk about leaving your pen*s alone.

And we have had no further incidents.  Written 1/26/12

OK to Wake

The clock glows green when it's "ok to get up"

Prevents me from looking like this :)
since he likes to get up at 5:20 am :)

Help

Well two problems:
1. Stuck in the baby toy
2. He's butt naked

New development, he often takes of everything and pees on things! He's proud of the power ;)

He didn't pee on anything but the potty in this picture.

Wick It

Video taken 1/20/2012

Egg

Trip to Doctor

Measuring his oxygen

At the doctor NO TEARS! Hooray!

Pitiful on the way home.  :) Fever!

Resting after medicine!

Cars

This was earlier in the day; he got worse as the day went on.

Fever

Little Mister Red Cheeks

Companion

Nap

Freerider

Pee

Banana Pudding

Spike

1/11/2012

Want to see

He likes to see himself in the camera and wave. Ha ha!

Dinner

Rice

He eats things he helps cook! :)

Rake

Apparently he mistook the rake for a fork! Haha

Harley

My Shoes

Oh! Lord, don't let your daddy see you like that! ;)

Rotten!

Cute! But that toothpick came off the floor! Ewes! Fail!

Mancakes

Kid loves some pancakes!

Cream of Week

or Cream of Wheat! ;)

He says QUICK when he means QUIT...fun with translation in this house!

Twofer

2 of everything except the hat

It's COLD outside!

Toothbrush

Rose Parade

Pumpkin Pie