To me and Poppi: have you guys been marrying for a lot of days?
Poppi: well you have to multiply 20 years by 365 days...
Me: (calculating on a calculator) that would be over 7 thousand 300 days!
Dn: well the truth is, you are only allowed to be married one day.
Both: that's definitely not the truth! (Laughing)
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(At breakfast- dead serious) D: Nonni, thanks for making us bacon before we die.
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