(D is taking a bath)
D: Nonni you can come wash my hair now.
Me: (scoops water- water is cold) oh my word D***** how are you sitting
in this cold water? You need to get out before you die of hypothermia!
D: (full panic scrambling with fear to get out of the tub) I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
Me: Oh NO! I didn't mean you'd really die, it's a figure of speech! I
am SO sorry! (Laughing on the inside because that was funny and terribly
sad at the same time)
