(Attempting to tame D's hair that is sticking up as usual)
Me: Okay let's let it sit wet for a minute then we will comb it. (puttering about doing morning stuff)
D: what are you waiting for? (gets out a comb and start combing as I leave the room)
(return) Me: OH! Look, you got it go down! Good job!
D: Yeah, dats what I used my soap for. See Scooby Doo soap made it go down, dats what you do.
Me: (eyes wide) Dear Lord (smh)
D: what? dats what you do.
