Me: What?
D: They would dig a hole and poop in it.
Me: Where did you learn that?
D: Mrs. Burns (his teacher)
Me: Do you think people still do that?
D: (in a that's ridiculous tone) nah we have toilets.
Me: Well some people don't...(getting ready to go all educational on him)
D: (cuts me off laughing) What if somebody was in their backyard digging for treasure and they found something and it was POOP! Wouldn't that be funny?
Both: (laughing)
Thanks for the laughs kid! Sometimes I take life too seriously.
